Be Pulp in 1992....... buy a car... dye your eyebrows... learn to astrally project... put up some shelves... get up earlier in the morning... go to bed later at night... talk to people at bus stops... take up conjuring... swim naked in the sea during a thunderstorm... kiss as many people as poss.... wear tighter clothes... whistle while you work... knit someone a tank-top... give away your most prized possession to someone you've never met before... do not drive or operate machinery whilst taking medication... wallpaper your bedroom... swim with the sharks & the dolphins... lighten up... only tell someone you love them if you really, really mean it... try not to break anyone's heart... go camping in Scotland... try not to become bitter & twisted... be as sexy as you can as often as you can... be aware of family planning... change your underwear regularly... smile... love thy neighbour - regularly... give dinner parties for your friends... apply to be a contestant on a T.V. game show... wear lots of brown... get some exercise... learn a foreign language... do unto others as you would have them do unto you... shop around... mind the roads... but most of all, be yourself - 'cos don't you know we love you just the way you are?... it's true................

....and make a music video for the Pet Shop Boys ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUVfoybVqIg

Anyone want to overdub Sheffield Sex:City onto this?!