Pulp songs will be matched against each other and you need select your favourite. You cannot select a draw. Obviously you will find some will be more difficult than others. Below are the tracks challenging each other.
I will then create another post with my results so hopefully it all makes sense. It is just a bit of fun.
1. The Fear (complete and utter breakdown version) V This is Hardcore
2. DYRTFT V Babies
3. Something Changed V Birds in Your Garden
4. Trees V Help The Aged
5. Pink Glove V Lipgloss
6. Common People V Sheffield Sex City
7. His N Hers V Acrylic Afternoons
8. Party Hard V Bad Cover Version
9. Dishes V Wickerman
10. Sylvia V Live Bed Show
11. Joyriders V Like A Friend
12. Ansaphone V I Spy
13. FEELING CALLED LOVE V Underwear
14. Weeds V Mis Shapes
15. Master of the Universe V Don't You Want Me Anymore
16. Death 2 V She's A Lady
17. Razzmatazz V Bar Italia
18. Glory Days V Cocaine Socialism
19. We Can Dance Again V Sorted
20. Disco 2000 V Sunrise
-- Edited by David on Thursday 31st of December 2015 01:47:02 PM
1. The Fear (complete and utter breakdown version) V This is Hardcore > This is hardcore, easy
2. DYRTFT V Babies > Babies, very easy (since it's the best Pulp song ever)
3. Something Changed V Birds in Your Garden > SC
4. Trees V Help The Aged > HTA
5. Pink Glove V Lipgloss > PG
6. Common People V Sheffield Sex City > CP, very easy
7. His N Hers V Accrylic Afternoons > AA
8. Party Hard V Bad Cover Version > PH
9. Dishes V Wickerman > D
10. Sylvia V Live Bed Show > LBS, easy
11. Joyriders V Like A Friend > LAF
12. Ansaphone V I Spy > A most difficult one up until now
13. FEELING CALLED LOVE V Underwear > U easy, I never liked the other one much
14. Weeds V Mis Shapes > MS
15. Master of the Universe V Dont You Want Me Anymore > MOTU
16. Death 2 V She's A Lady > SAL very difficult
17. Razzmatazz V Bar Italia > BI
18. Glory Days V Cocaine Socialism > CS
19. We Can Dance Again V Sorted > S
20. Disco 2000 V Sunrise > D2
1. The Fear (complete and utter breakdown version) V This is Hardcore > THE FEAR
2. DYRTFT V Babies > BABIES 3. Something Changed V Birds in Your Garden > SOMETHING CHANGED 4. Trees V Help The Aged > HELP THE AGED 5. Pink Glove V Lipgloss > LIPGLOSS 6. Common People V Sheffield Sex City > COMMON PEOPLE 7. His N Hers V Accrylic Afternoons > ACRYLIC AFTERNOONS 8. Party Hard V Bad Cover Version > BAD COVER VERSION 9. Dishes V Wickerman > WICKERMAN 10. Sylvia V Live Bed Show > LIVE BED SHOW 11. Joyriders V Like A Friend > LIKE A FRIEND 12. Ansaphone V I Spy > I SPY 13. FEELING CALLED LOVE V Underwear > UNDERWEAR 14. Weeds V Mis Shapes > WEEDS 15. Master of the Universe V Dont You Want Me Anymore > MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE 16. Death 2 V She's A Lady > SHE'S A LADY 17. Razzmatazz V Bar Italia > RAZZMATAZZ 18. Glory Days V Cocaine Socialism > GLORY DAYS 19. We Can Dance Again V Sorted > SORTED 20. Disco 2000 V Sunrise > SUNRISE
Indeed, some of those required agonising decisions, e.g.) Death II vs She's a Lady and Disco 2000 vs Sunrise - almost impossible.
Ok, here we go. This is based on the album versions because if we were talking live versions, "Party Hard", "Pink Glove" and "Master of the Universe" would have certainly got my vote. Anyway...
1. The Fear (complete and utter breakdown version) V This is Hardcore
2. DYRTFT V Babies
3. Something Changed V Birds in Your Garden
4. Trees V Help The Aged
5. Pink Glove V Lipgloss
6. Common People V Sheffield Sex City
7. His N Hers V Acrylic Afternoons
8. Party Hard V Bad Cover Version
9. Dishes V Wickerman
10. Sylvia V Live Bed Show
11. Joyriders V Like A Friend
12. Ansaphone V I Spy
13. FEELING CALLED LOVE V Underwear
14. Weeds V Mis Shapes
15. Master of the Universe V Don't You Want Me Anymore
This is Hardcore
Babies
3. Something Changed
Help The Aged
5. Pink Glove
Sheffield Sex City
7. His N Hers
Bad Cover Version
Wickerman
Live Bed Show
Like A Friend
I Spy
13. FEELING CALLED LOVE
Mis Shapes
Don't You Want Me Anymore
She's A Lady
Bar Italia
Cocaine Socialism
Sorted
20. Disco 2000
Is this some sort of knockout? What's going to happen when it gets down to five? It's as bad as the Euro 2016 with 24 teams and third place qualifiers. Still anything that helps Ireland to sneak through can't be all bad
The trouble with Pulp is that every time you think: 'these are my favourite Pulp songs', or 'this song is the most brilliant thing ever written', you go and listen to another one you haven't listened to for ages and re-fall in love with that, instead!
We need to get 40 down to 32. At least then we will have a winner.
Through to the 2nd round are:
1. This is Hardcore
2. Babies
3. Something Changed
4. Help The Aged
5. Pink Glove
6. Common People
7. AA
8. Bad Cover Version
9. Wickerman
10. Live Bed Show
11. Like A Friend
12. Underwear
13. Mis Shapes
14. Don't You Want Me
15. She's A Lady
16. Sorted
17. Sunrise
18. Ansaphone
19. Spy
20. Razzmatazz
21. Bar Italia
22. Glory Days
23. Cocaine Socialism
24. The Fear
25. Joyriders
26. Dish Sylvia
27. Lipgloss
28. His N Hers
29. Sheffield Sex City
30. We Can Dance Again
31. Disco 2000
32. FEELING CALLED LOVE
Razzmatazz is kinda like England, no? Belongs in the top seven, but I'd never back it against Hardcore, I Spy, S:SC, Wicker Man...
I see it like Brazil 1970, the first exposure of something incredibly awesome that is never surpassed though often matched (e.g. Netherlands 1974, Brazil 1982, Spain 2010) . The beautiful song. if you like. So good they even stuck it on Hits, even though it wasn't. A hit, that is.
I guess, all that makes My Legendary Girlfriend the equivalent of the Mighty Magyars.
PS I am not old enough to remember The Mighty Magyars!