I was just playing Death Comes to Town and (in a silly frame of mind) thinking how funny it would be in a Pulp Christmas pantomime. Jarvis would, of course, play both the goodie and the baddie in said pantomime and he would sing this when he is being Evil Jarvis, dressed as the Grim Reaper with a scythe, praying on all the townsfolk of Pulpsville. All the children in the audience would hiss when he came on but all the mothers would be utterly thrilled! Ha-ha!
Candida would have to be Tinkerbell, of course, and then we need a fairy godmother. Maybe Jeannette Lee of Rough Trade would be good because she has been like a real-life fairy godmother to Pulp. But she would have to be a punk-style one with lots of street cred.
