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fredthe3rd


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Should I celebrate? 

Or get out more?



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saw119


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Does this mean in increase in salary?

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fredthe3rd


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It means I started life as a nobody (Common person)
Then I started to develop a personality, except it developed in the wrong direction (Mis-shape)
I realised where I was going wrong (Sorted)
I found a good job with a good pension (Professional)
But I quickly got promoted then over-promoted (Deep fried)
I lost my job and briefly became a pornstar (Hardcore) but it started to feel hollow...
Then I was looking for a job (Different Class)
And now I found a job (Loss Adjuster) and heaven knows I'm miserable now.

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Eamonn


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Wait until you're a quantum theorist..

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fredthe3rd


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By which time you'll be The Boss.

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Is that the pinnacle? How do you find out?

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fredthe3rd


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I'm guessing only Steve knows.

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Jazza


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Eamonn, haven't you already been the boss?

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Eamonn


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If I have it's about the only time I've ever been a boss! (apart from teaching maybe)

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anet


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Bloody hell Fred! That's a pretty impressive post count for such a short space of time - you've caught up with me and I've been posting for a couple of years now. I don't like being a Loss Adjuster, it sounds so dull compared with being a Cocaine Socialist (is that the one we get to be next?), or Master of the Universe.

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fredthe3rd


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Mmm, this is the reason I avoided forums so long.

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anet


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Chill out - I have almost 1,000 posts since 2008 on the 'other forum' I post on.

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fredthe3rd


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I'm going cold turkey. I'll see you next Sunday. It's a testament to how great you all are that I'm going to find this tough! Although tonight will be easy because I'm going to see Dave Gorman. The famous one.

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Jazza


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you'll have a lot of catching up to do after a week :P

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anet


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Does that mean we are free to gossip about him all week? ;)


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Jazza


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we could be really mean and post a fake gig so when he comes back he'll think he has missed it

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weener


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that has made me laugh out loud at work... lets do it!

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fredthe3rd


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Ah that was a piece of piss. Even added an extra half day... Don't want to dent anyone's ego.

Was anyone else at the book signing in Newcastle on Thursday?

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saw119


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Glad you're back Dominic. We've had a previously uncirculated recording surface while you were away!

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fredthe3rd


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This should be good, what's it called?

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saw119


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It's the lunchtime acoustic session from HMV Sheffield 94

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fredthe3rd


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Mmm hmm. What songs did they record?

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blueowl0708


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fredthe3rd wrote:

Mmm hmm. What songs did they record?

 http://www.pulpwiki.net/Pulp/Live290494HMVSheffield



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fredthe3rd


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And why are there no threads about it?

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blueowl0708


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It's on the last page of Freek's 'Request a Bootleg' thread.

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fredthe3rd


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Ah, just call me Paranoid Percy, I thought it was all part of Jazza's evil plan to play a trick on me. I suppose in a back to front sort of way it worked.

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Jazza


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You're not paranoid (and you are not called Percy) - That was my plan but then I thought it might be a bit mean



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saw119


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It's a delicious stroke of irony that while you were away there REALLY WAS a new recording circulated by the ever generous blueowl. We didn't even have to make it up.

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Jazza


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What was the book signing you went to?

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fredthe3rd


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That was my half arsed attempt to play you at your own game.

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Jazza


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thought so - You still had me googling it though just to make sure

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