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Hello fellow Pulp fans...
As you all know Indie God and erstwhile Feeling Gloomy DJ Jarvis Cocker has a lovely book about his lyrics out in a few weeks! And because he likes us so much at Feeling Gloomy, he's given us a few SIGNED COPIES to give away to deserving Gloomy regulars.
So how to get your hands on one? Well, in true Gloomy participatory style, we need you to come up with some sad lines of your own, in the form of a Gloomy poem. You can enter by email (info@feelinggloomy.com) or better still, bring your completed opus of melancholy down to Feeling Gloomy on Sat 22nd where we will judge it and award prizes before a jealous crowd...
So, write a few lines about something that saddens you and you could spend the autumn catching up with the inside of Jarvis's mind.


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Ahem...

 

Feeling sad is pretty bad
But not so bad if you meet your Dad

Don't feel forlorn you've gotta blista
Call your Sista she'll assist ya.

Feeling Glum is pretty dumb
But nothing beats plum tea with Mum

Oh so sad you've lost your luvva
Such a shame she's with your Brutha

Find a friend who's back won't bend
Soon your heart is on the mend



-- Edited by fredthe3rd on Wednesday 12th of October 2011 01:30:58 PM

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A pretty fantastic piece of work I think you'll agree...

I thought it was worth a stab if it meant a slim possibility of a free signed book.

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I was thinking about writing something but I might as well not bother entering now, thanks for that. You never told us you were a professional poet.



-- Edited by saw119 on Wednesday 12th of October 2011 04:25:32 PM

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Ha ha! Do you not think it's a bit derivative of TS Eliot though?

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Exactly like him. Did you remember to email it? Good luck, but I warn you, I am thinking of entering, and I am the master (or mistress)of gloom. Yours was impressive, but...... you wimped out with a happy ending!

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You're right, I blew the ending! Can't unemail it though. "Done bun can't be undone" as a wise man once sent.

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I had a massive real life happy ending today, so don't worry, on the back of this my spirit of gloom will be rubbish and my entry will suck.

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Ooh! Wanna share?

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The hole in my heart got mended today, but not by a man. My babies are coming back :). I went for the final hearing in court yesterday and today, the end of a long and bitter battle of well over a year to get access to them from their dad And today I got my happy ending! I'll probably regret posting something so personal on here tomorrow, but right now I am so HAPPY I want to shout it out to the world and do cartwheels down the street.

So as you can see, my gloomy poem will be rubbish (there's always a downside)


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That's an amazingly happy ending!

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Yes, it is. Wondering how I am going to adjust to life without being bitter and miserable now! No excuse for being a bitch anymore :(

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Oh, I'm sure you'll think of one!

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Haha - you've got me pegged!

Listened to Sunrise on my ipod on the bus ride home - it has never sounded so good to my ears.

Now there's an idea for as thread - what Pulp have you listened to inspire you, or see you through something in your life?



-- Edited by anet on Wednesday 12th of October 2011 11:25:26 PM

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This one time I was stuck in a room and I went through the door but the next room was exactly like the first room and the room after that and the room after that. This went on for sometime. Long story short... I'm still in the room. Don't know if there's any Pulp songs that would apply to my predicament. But even if there is, I very much doubt it will help get out this room!

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Giving up the drugs might help.

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Ah, you've still got it!

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Phew!



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I'm hoping that so few people enter this competition that I win a book by default.

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Now you're just asking to be beaten.

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all hotting up on this thread



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Is it?

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Actually something rather special happened to me today and sorry Anet, but your good news rather pales in comparison: I went into The Works and they had the complete Sookie Stackhouse boxset of books for £15... Oh yeah!

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Well I've entered as well with a very dark and depressing poem of my own...

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Are we allowed a preview?

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I opened a Cadbury's Creme Egg the other day and dropped it. It rolled into a drain. It was awful.

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That's quite an experimental poem isn't it?

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fredthe3rd wrote:

Are we allowed a preview?


 Was this referring to my entry? If so, sure I'll be glad to share it.



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superchob wrote:

I opened a Cadbury's Creme Egg the other day and dropped it. It rolled into a drain. It was awful.


 That is depressing! 



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fredthe3rd wrote:

That's quite an experimental poem isn't it?


 Haha I totally mis-read this! I thought you said "That's quiet an experimental porn isn't it?" Guess you can tell what kind of mind I'm in tonight! Haha!



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I made a cup of tea and didn't realise the milk was off until I'd poured it in. It was a Sunday afternoon and the shop was closed.

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Yeah, I want to hear your poem Kopite!

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fredthe3rd wrote:

Actually something rather special happened to me today and sorry Anet, but your good news rather pales in comparison: I went into The Works and they had the complete Sookie Stackhouse boxset of books for £15... Oh yeah!


Hmmm, so I've gone and got myself £5000 in debt when I could have achieved superior happiness with just £15?  Wish you'd tipped me off sooner.



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It would appear this thread has mutated from gloomy poetry to gloomy anecdotes, so here's my contribution:

Forgot to go to sleep last night, and feel like total crap now.

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how can you forget to go to sleep? Do you have really bad memory or was your clock set on PM instead of AM so you went about your normal business just thinking it was a dark day :P I'd share my gloomy tales but they're not so much 'gloomy' as completely depressing and I would probably just bum people out

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OK then, here it is:

Falling

I am falling
down, down into the nothingness that is my life.
What used to be fun is not.
What is fun? I can't remember.
How it used to be I am not sure.
What is happening to me
Inside where I feel everything?

My heart is hard and filled with hate
My soul has stopped searching
For what I used to be.
I fight the truth,
And side with the lies that dominate my life.
I do not feel sorry or guilty anymore
About telling them.

I am no more
What I used to be.
I am the devil in disguise.
I have forgotten what is right and what is wrong.
Or I just don't care anymore.

You must understand
That I am a different person,
Not the one you knew,
No, I am changed
For the better or the worse I cannot tell.

This depression drags me down, down
Into the depths of insanity.
And I am falling
Falling far from everything that was.

Constant fighting is tearing me apart.
I am two-sided
One is good, the other evil.
The good side tries hard to conquer the bad,
But it is fighting a losing battle,
Because I am falling.

I am alone.

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Jazza wrote:

how can you forget to go to sleep? Do you have really bad memory or was your clock set on PM instead of AM so you went about your normal business just thinking it was a dark day :P I'd share my gloomy tales but they're not so much 'gloomy' as completely depressing and I would probably just bum people out


 Just one of those strange nights that leads you to random people and places, and before you know it you've missed bedtime.

 



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sunrise!

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Jazza wrote:

sunrise!


 with a little bit of Bar Italia thrown in



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I DIDN'T WIN!!!

...But I got a "Feeling Gloomy / Do You Remember the First Time?" T-shirt, which may well turn out to be neat.

Is the winner on the boards?

Guess I'll be at Foyle's on Monday then. Is there going to be a Bar Italia contingent? ("Just put yer hands up...")

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I also got the offer of a t shirt.

What was your poem Chob?

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Mine was precisely the Cadbury's Creme Egg cluster of sentences above... Yours?

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Oh right! Mine was the blista sista opus.

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This is my email: Thanks for your entry. I'm very sorry but you did not win the signed book, if you come to Gloom on sat you could win as we have more to give away. However your's was a great entry and we'd like to offer you a Feeling Gloomy t-shirt with 'Do You Remember the first time?' on it as a runners up prize.

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Anyone got their t shirt yet?

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Thanks for my (Lesley Gore) T-shirt! I'll wear it with pride!

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I'm still bummed I didn't win! And no one even bothers to comment on my poem! I'm sad!

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I liked your poem but it was so gloomy I couldn't think of an appropriate comment! Sorry...

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kopite, I was very impressed with your poem - the reason why I didn't enter. I could never out do that!



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Thanks guys!

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