Short-term memory loss? You started a thread called 'Why do some of you dislike the JCR so much?'. So I had to revisit it before giving my well-qualified opinion upon the matter. Mainly due to laziness, it's been sitting in my CD player since.
I'd imagine if that if that were true one would be Baby's Coming Back to me. Purely speculation though but the intro sounds like something that could have been derived from an out of tune toy guitar (which is not an insult!)