Well, here's the urban dictionary definition of Jazza: Jazza can be used as a nickname for anyone with a first or last name starting with the letters J and A ooo - just maybe....And don't you think 'fascination with teenage girls' sounds a bit wrong?
Isn't it a bit of a give away that I'm not Jarvis when my avatar is me in front of Brixton academy - blatantly not Jarvis? On the other hand your avatar looks close enough, and ambiguous to be Jarvis in disguise
I was toying with the idea of creating a new account on here, username Jarvis, so I could have a bit of fun, but thankfully in the end a) I couldn't be arsed with the new account aggro, b) I decided I'm not quite sad enough yet
Can't find the story corroborated online, but I read how, many years ago (with the Internet in its infancy) someone contributed to a discussion on the meaning of "Blowin' in the Wind" on the Bob Dylan usenet group stating that, contrary to belief, it was just a naive young man's words.
"We disagree" said the group
"But I should know" said the writer, "I wrote it"
"I don't believe you! You're a liar!" (nearly) said the group.
"Alright. I'll prove it. And to prove it I'll play [insert obscure Dylan song here] at my next gig"
And he duly did.
-- Edited by Stephen on Tuesday 29th of November 2011 02:44:43 PM
I wish you stopped pretending to be me, really. All i can say is true Pulp fans know i'm the real deal. i'm the Jarv, i'm the Cock, i'm the Jarvis Cocker. Face it... you're not.