Engrish, if you don't know, is text from forigen languages poorly translated into English. For instance, the writing on the Chineede supermarket I posted a while back.

Of course, you can create your own using a translation site such as Babel Fish. Simply provide the English text, convert it into a forigen language (I find Chineese Trad works quite well) & then back int English, providing your Engrish translation.

This is what happened to Babies...

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I think the 'perhaps I wanted to adopt your family' bit is quite funny.
High-tec Chineese Whispers!