Oh, thanks! This is a longer version as the dad joke about suffle all around the piano, the motivational speech, and saying good night were missing in the one I saw broadcast last week.
He has form though - The Moon, The Sausage And The Dog - or whatever that early solo B-side story was, hooked-up on parental oxytocin as he must have been at the time. Luckily, he retained enough of his debauched sensibilities to include "One Man Show" on the same single.
Yes that's right. Was he sitting outside a tree house reading it? And he's always banging on about his love of Tove Jansson's Moomin's and that's about as wholesome and pure as one can get. Jarvis has turned into Moominpappa.
-- Edited by cutcopy on Tuesday 10th of February 2026 10:13:25 PM