True, nearly as proper weird as that gay dinosaur porn fan fiction thing I came across the other day, something about Jarvis two-timing his t-rex with a velocirapter.
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The only way I can deal with what Fran just wrote is by pretending it doesn't exist and moving swiftly on.
I read an extract of this article the other day and my face automatically locked into a cringe. There's admiring someone and then there's this. I can't bring myself to read the whole article but if it doesn't end with Jarvis gazing into the authors eyes and running away to live in a castle with him I call censorship.
No, I read a little bit of it and thought, this is proper weird basically, which is why I mentioned it on this thread. It looked rather long and I didn't read much of it before freaking out rather. I have vaguely come across this whole idea of "fan fiction" and its tendency to being seriously weird and to involve lots of sexual fantasy (?!), but I've never been inclined to bother reading any. This must take the biscuit for sheer weirdness. Or maybe not, there's a lot of weirdness out there. Hmm, a lot of "weirds" in this post.
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Fran, late last year, members of the sports forum where I post received an email about dinopron. The one I read didn't star Jarvis as the extinct predator's inamorato, it was Vince Cable. Others had Jarvis and Ed Milliband as the starrer. I see it was intended for British audience as I don't know those people, apart from Jarvis. Some Guardian people also received the email as they were discussing that bizarre fanfic on twitter earlier this year.
I can never listen to Leftovers the same way again. Why did he visit Museum of Paleothology and pick up chicks (or reptiles)? He used dinosaurs as his analogy to explain This is Hardcore. I tell you, he has a thing for jurassic reptiles.
