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Many of you no doubt heard Jarvis' angry rant after a 'fan' yelled that he was 'boring' last night. That 'fan' was none other than our own Captain Tractor. Why had he done this? Well, upon Guitarist Richard being introduced, the Captain yelled out. He yelled 'Hawley!' Jarvis misheard. And ranted. All the while the poor Captain shouted 'I didn't say you were boring!' but to no avail. Poor shamefaced Captain Tractor. Let us not tease him. Much.

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What did Jarvis say in his rant? I know I was there, but I have a terrible memory for remembering details the next day.

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it's on the video for like a friend i posted

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Don't worry about it. We've alll been there! Lesson lived is a lesson learned!

It a was mis-timed witty comment - and I'm sure he feels like a dick! I don't think anyone was particularly bothered!

I love him for trying!

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Ha ha! I mis-read that! It's all Jarvis' fault! Ha Ha Ha. Jarvis is an idiot! (so am I)

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Don't worry too much - I'm pretty sure I offended Jarvis at one of the book signings. Not intentionally of course.

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Of course. What did you say?

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I've told the story on here before, so will keep it brief. He signed exactly the same thing in my book as he'd done on my FC album 3 years earlier - and I said out loud instead of in my head, 'Oh no!' (because I'd had a bit of a joke bet with a friend before I left, who'd said Jarvis would probably sign the same thing again). Jarvis looked a bit taken aback and mumbled that he only had a limited range.

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What did he write? Anet you are my planet?

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Anet you bet! Fred's one is a bit more creative. He does like to rhyme names with something unrelated when signing. It's a nice touch.

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Sorry to hear that.
I ran into Jarvis on the streets of San Francisco back in April of '07 just walking around. I stopped him in the crosswalk in the middle of one of the main streets and asked if I could take a picture with him. He said "Sure, but we should get out of the street first. It's not a good idea to have conversations in the middle of a street you know." ...Needless to say I felt like an idiot.  I know it's still not the same as having Jarvis think you said something negative to him and then have him rant on you.



-- Edited by beetlebum7 on Tuesday 3rd of April 2012 06:46:20 AM

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Anet you are a gannet.

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Eamonn wrote:

Anet you bet! Fred's one is a bit more creative. He does like to rhyme names with something unrelated when signing. It's a nice touch.


To avoid any future awkward encounters, I have a list of alternatives prepared for Jarvis to use if the opportunity ever arises again.

Adding to Fred's Anet you are a gannet, I have:

Anet don't fret, Anet have you got a cigarette, Anet I regret we met, and Anet I bet you look good in wynciette

 



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