Is it a sketch from one of Chris Morris' old radio programmes? Not as good as 'Me Oh Myra' but interesting to hear.
I thought that at first when he was referred to as "Jarvis Cocker of The Pulp" - I think it's a bit too unsubtle later on to be a Chris Morris thing. Doesn't stop it being amusing though. Were you specifically looking for it Jayenkai? Must have taken some tracking down!