He told Bang Showbiz: "I still speak to the boys, and we've had a few offers, so who knows? You can't rule anything out.


The boys? Least likely thing ever for Jarvis to say.

Muddled and rehashed quotes from last October when he was asked about this year's Glasto, I imagine.

Weird thing was I had a Pulp dream last night.

I was in a sort of playground with a load of other fans. Candida, Nick and Steve were milling about talking, and I got talking to Candida about knowing her cousin and that. I was looking for Mark, but I couldn't see him.

Anyway, we were going to this building next door, and up the stairs there was some kind of nightclub, but I realised I didn't have any money, so I couldn't get in, but then a voice behind me said "Don't worry, I'll get you in" and there was Mark standing there, wearing a black jumper and black rimmed glasses. I remember talking to him, but then it got misty and the dream ended.

The thing is, the last time I had a major Pulp-y dream the very next day they annouced the release date for Help The Aged.

Make of that what you will.

Come on, Jarvis, we are tired of waiting!